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I don't know what most of you are talking about

Scientists putting on a hazmat suit before going on Mastodon to find out what the hell "wife guy" is

Was this timed with the Diablo IV cinematic trailer release?

I woke him up from his nap. He did not appreciate it much

When I said that Mastodon is a dating website I was making a joke

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