Me when I'm in bed: I just want to sleep for a thousand years I do NOT want to get up

Me when I'm awake: Sleeping sucks I do not want to sleep let me be online more

@Gargron *holding a bag of crystals and an ice pick* hey, guy, how would you like to l o n g d r e a m

@hightithe I do not have enough expletives to express just how much I do Not Want That

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