When people tell me to just deal with the fake birthday bit

Voldemort: Harry Potter is dead!

Death Eaters: *cheering*

Narcissa Malfoy:

Here's me singing? There'll be more... stuff to it when I figure out how to play violins transcribed as guitar tabs on a keyboard

After 3 years on Mastodon I have a different understanding of what "top posting" means

Every time I look on the group finding feature there's something new and fun to discover

Show more

tooting.ai is a general-purpose server for everyone (except bots). Here, you are the tooting AI! We aim to provide a stable and fast Mastodon experience and a safe environment.