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It's a fantastic movie but I appreciate that it's standalone from the rest of them

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Is there like some livestream link for the or something? How do you watch it?

Dirt, how did you even find that. How deep in my media tab are you

Going to cook an egg (food) and eat it in solitude

Be awake during the night -> depressed because there's no sunlight

Be awake during the day -> depressed because friends aren't around

The cycle never ends

just realised how funny the term fire place is. oh yeah that's the fire place. thats where we put the fire

I've hard pivoted from being horny-on-main to being sad-on-main and that's just efficient rebranding

its so fucking funny to me when people post a photo of speaker john bercow and they caption it "ordeeer!" that sure is what he says

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