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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth.

@Gargron looking out the window in my room
she really wants to go out there

@Gargron toast is busy in her office and the neighbor cat, buddy, made noises at me when i went outside

@Gargron this boy is home alone right now, probably in his bed just like this

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I wonder how all the cats of the fediverse are doing right now

Wasabi: our datacenters are flaming hot just like actual wasabi. As well, our data centers are on fire.

I'm sorry what does OOTD mean? It makes me think of that alien species from Doctor Who

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