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@selontheweb The internet is like Devin Townsend. There are a lot of albums and some of it is about masturbation

everyone wants to compare music to the internet

I thought this was about Karen, but disappointingly, it's not

I'm not feeling well, not mentally nor physically 😔

Scientists putting on a hazmat suit before going on Mastodon to find out what the hell "wife guy" is

Was this timed with the Diablo IV cinematic trailer release?

I woke him up from his nap. He did not appreciate it much

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